Saturday, April 23, 2011

Happy Easter ala Ukrainians!

I thought it would be cool to learn more about the traditions of my ancestors. Cool, right?  Looks like my peeps let the kids run around at Easter Mass with willow branches (preferably pussy willow as palms are not readily available) and whip the evil out of eachother...maybe not such a bad idea - kinda like counseling your peers, right?  I wonder if the adults can get in on the action - I know an adult or two that could use a good whippin'.  I was relieved that they get good and liquored up after watching the kids exercise the demons...LOL  Hopefully you will at least enjoy a vodka and think of me this Easter - Love you all!
Ukrainian Easter Customs and Traditions
Ancient Traditions
Jacques Hnizdovsky; Greeting Card from The Ukrainian Museum Gift Shop
Jacques Hnizdovsky; Greeting Card from The Ukrainian Museum Gift Shop
The traditions which originated in the ancient, pre-Christian times in Ukraine reflected the religious outlook, social structure and the way of life of the people.
The pre-Christian, pagan religion evolved into various cults which worshiped natural phenomena such as the sun, moon, stars, rain (water), fire and wind. There were also animal cults and cults of plants, such as special trees and magical herbs. These religious beliefs stemmed from the phenomenon of life and death and were also dictated by the repetitive cycle of Nature. The settled, agrarian mode of life of the ancient people of Ukraine also impacted on the formation of their religious beliefs.
Helpless in the face of Nature's power, the people felt that by means of rituals which consisted of dances, rhythmic gestures, incantations and special offerings, they could please and appease Nature.
Spring heralded the rebirth of Nature and the emergence of new Life after a long cold and inert winter. Spring was eagerly awaited, greeted and celebrated when it arrived. Various rituals were performed on its behalf, because this was the most important season of the year in an agrarian society. These rituals consisted of songs, group dances, the baking of special breads, burning of fires, coloring eggs, decorating pysanky and dousing with water.
With the introduction of Christianity to Ukraine in 988 A.D. the Church adopted many of these annual rituals into the Christian holidays. As a result the Ukrainian traditions are rich and deeply symbolic in their content.
Pre-Easter
With the coming of Christianity to Kyievan Rus' (see the History of Ukraine Chronological Tables: 10th century), the Church merged the pagan Spring holiday with Easter - the Resurrection of Christ. Many of the ancient rituals became a part of the Easter cycle of celebrations.
Cards from Surma - The Ukrainian Shop The first sign of the coming of Spring was the return of migrating bird flocks. To greet the birds, the harbingers of Spring, people baked dough birds. These were given to the children who frolicked in the fields by throwing the birds into the air while singing appropriate songs and offering prescribed sayings. The Church incorporated this tradition into the Feast of the Forty Martyrs which is celebrated on March 22nd.
On the Sunday before Easter, which is also called "Willow Sunday" branches of the willow tree (called loza) are blessed in the Church and given to the faithful. This particular ritual had a magical intent in pagan times. The willow tree had medicinal properties, was considered a holy tree, and was one of the first in the Spring to show signs of life. The people believed that by tapping each other with the freshly blooming willow tree branch, they could draw from it the same energy and strength which allowed it to come to life. The Christian Church on the other hand, marks this Sunday in accordance with the Gospel and the liturgical prescription celebrating the entry of Jesus into Jerusalem where he was greeted by throngs of people waving palm branches. To remember this event, the Church initiated a custom of distributing palm branches. The Ukrainian Church combined the ancient pagan ritual with the Christian one, with the difference that willow branches are given to the people instead of palm branches.
The week before Easter is called "white, clean, illuminating, grand, Passion Week or willow week." The days were busy with physical and spiritual cleansing and rebirth. Following supper on Passion Thursday and until Easter morning it was forbidden to eat meat or dairy foods. On Thursday evening the Twelve Gospels of Christ's Passion were read during a special service in Church. The attending faithful held large lit candles or three candles, called passion candles, tucked in a bed of aromatic herbs. In olden times these candles were made from bees wax by the master of each household. Following the service the faithful walked home with the lit candles. Through the year these candles were kept in a safe place until the following year's Passion Thursday. The people believed that the candles had magical powers which could protect the house from lightning, prevent hail from ruining the crops, and deter illness.
During the night before Easter or sometimes even on Thursday and Friday, men and boys lit bonfires near the woods, on hills, by the water, in cemeteries or near the church. According to belief, these fires were meant to cleanse the neighborhood of all evil illness and disaster. The flames also lit the way for the souls returning to their former families. A token household item was thrown into the bonfire as a sacrifice to the gods to insure prosperity during the year.

willow branch

PASKA - Easter Ritual Bread
Paska by Lubow Wolynetz as seen on Martha Stewart
Paska baked by Lubow Wolynetz (The Ukrainian Museum) as seen on Martha Stewart, April 2000.
The most honored Easter bread was the paska and the preparation and baking of paska was considered one of the most important tasks of the year. People believed that the future could be predicted, depending on how this holiday bread turned out. Every homemaker wanted her paska to be the best and the biggest, therefore while baking it she performed various magical gestures and used incantations.
The dough for the paska was kneaded in a trough which rested on a pillow so that the bread would be light. During the preparation the homemaker had to maintain pure thoughts. While the paska was in the oven no one was allowed to sit or make a loud noise for fear it would collapse in the oven. In some regions of Ukraine the man of the house stood guard in his front door lest someone enter and cast an evil spell while the paska was baking.
A successfully baked paska brought great joy to the family. Wrapped in a rushnyk (ritual cloth), or placed in a basket, the paska was carried to church by the master of the house to be blessed in a ceremony following the Resurrection Mass on Easter morning. Other foods such as cheese, butter, salt, pork fat, horse radish, eggs, pysanky (Ukrainian Easter egg), ham, sausages, as well as various seeds were also brought to church for the blessing. Immediately after the ceremony the family would hurry home to share the blessed paska and thus begin Easter breakfast.
The antiquity of the paska as a ritual bread is evidenced not only by the rituals performed during the preparations and baking but also by the decorations which adorned this holiday bread. The top of the paska was covered with symbolic signs made of dough such as a cross, solar signs, rosettes, leaves, pine cones and sometimes even birds and bees. Most of these decorations were remnants of an ancient pagan religion tied to the cult of the sun and bread.
EASTER
Cards from Surma - The Ukrainian Shop The Resurrection Mass was always eagerly awaited. In olden times a was held in the early morning before the rising of the sun. At that time in history all churches in Ukraine were built to face the East. When the Mass was ending and the priest first said "Chrystos Voskres" (Christ Has Risen), the doors of the church would be opened and the rays of the rising sun would envelop the faithful. Following the Mass the people greeted each other in the traditional way, by kissing each other three times. This is called "chrystosuvania"
The people would then stand outside the church with their baskets filled with the food which they had prepared for the blessing ceremony. A lit candle was always placed in the baskets which were decorated with aromatic herbs and periwinkle.
HAHILKY-VESNIANKY (HAYIVKY)
Ritual Spring Songs and Dances
Cards from Surma - The Ukrainian Shop On Easter Sunday, young girls performed hahilky in front of the church or in the cemetery. In pagan times hahilky were performed in sacred groves by the water. These group dances, songs, games and dramatic scenes were believed to serve a magical function with the aim of enticing Spring and chasing Winter away. These songs and dances personified a funeral for frost and winter. They also imitated planting and growth of crops, and tried to ensure a bountiful harvest through the magic of music, words and body motion.
With these dances and songs the people attempted to entice and enchant all the good spirits of the reawakened Nature so that it would bring them good luck and wealth. Hahilky addressed various subjects. In some the dancers walked in a circle imitating the rotation of the sun in the sky, while in another the gestures showed the continuity of human life on earth. There was also a group of hahilky that spoke about the beauty and industriousness of young maidens, since Spring was also a time when love blossomed.
Lubow Wolynetz
Curator of Folk Art Collection
The Ukrainian Museum in New York City
Copyright by The Ukrainian Museum UM
Second Avenue New York, N.Y. 10003 (212) 228-0110




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  • EASTER BASKET
    Easter Basket on display at The Ukrainian Museum Gift Shop
    Easter Basket on display at The Ukrainian Museum
    The Easter basket is the pride and joy of the family. People judge the mistress of the house according to the way her Easter basket looks, what it contains, and how it is decorated.
    The basket should be lined with a newly embroidered serviette or with a white napkin. An embroidered serviette should be used to cover the basket. Very ambitious housewives have two embroidered serviettes - one for lining the basket and one for covering it.
    Remember, the basket should contain only a sampling of the foods you are going to eat at Eastertime not the entire contents of the refrigerator.
    The Easter basket should contain:
    PASKA Place a candle into the center of the paska and light it when the priest begins the blessing ceremony.
    BABKA
    PYSANKY Easter eggs, new ones every year
    KRASHANKY dyed eggs - variety of colors, but there must be a red one
    EGGS hard boiled and peeled
    SALT a small amount
    BUTTER should be nicely shaped and decorated with whole cloves and placed on a small dish or on top of the cheese
    CHEESE sweet cheese: mix farmer cheese with confectionery sugar, raisins, cinnamon, cloves and nutmeg. Place on a dish and on top you can place the butter.
    HORSERADISH a piece of the root or prepared horseradish with beets
    KOVBASA sausage - a small ring
    Tie a few willow branches to the handle of the basket with a red ribbon. Spring flowers and periwinkle can also be added. Do not use plastic flowers.





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  • PYSANKY
    (Ukrainian Easter eggs)

    Pysanky from Surma - The Ukrainian Shop Easter egg, pysanka, decorating is one of the most interesting expressions of Ukrainian folk art. This tradition is very old and its beginnings reach back to antiquity, when in attempting to understand creation, ancient people developed myths in which the egg was perceived as the source of life, the sun and the universe. Although such similar myths are found in many cultures of the word, Ukrainians today are one of the few groups of people who still strongly adhere to many of the ancient traditions associated with the egg.




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  • EASTER RECIPES

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  • Surma - The Ukrainian Shop


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  • PASKA
    (Easter "babka")

    Starter: 2 oz. yeast (2 packages of dry yeast)
    1 tbsp. milk
    1 tbsp. sugar
    2-3 tbsp. water
    Dissolve the yeast in the above mixture; wait until it bubbles and then add
    4 cups sifted flour
    2 cups warm milk
    Mix all ingredients and wait until the dough rises.
    To the mix add:
    8 cups flour
    3 whole eggs
    8 egg yolks
    1/4 lb. (or 8 tbsp.) sugar
    1/4 tsp. salt
    1 vanilla sugar
    lemon rind of 1 lemon
    juice of 1 orange
    1 jigger of rum or other spirits (brandy)
    1/4 lb. melted butter
    Mix all the ingredients together. Add butter at the very end. Knead well for about 1/2 to 3/4 of an hour, until the dough is elastic. The dough will be very stiff. If it is too stiff, add 1/4 cup milk. Place the dough in a warm spot and let it rise until double in bulk.
    When ready, fill greased and floured pans 1/2 or 1/3 full with dough. Make dough decorations for the tops of the pasky: solar motifs, square crosses, scrolls, braids, rosettes, birds, etc. Place the pans in a warm spot and let the dough rise until it reaches the top of each pan. Brush the tops of the dough with an egg wash. Bake in a preheated oven at 400 for 10 minutes, and then at 325 for additional 45 minutes. When done, take the pans out of oven and wait until the pasky cool in the pans. Then, carefully take them out of the pans and place gently on a cloth-covered pillow. Allow to cool completely.
    DECORATIONS FOR THE TOP OF THE PASKA:

    The Ukrainian Museum
    Illustrations are from the top looking down.
    Set aside some dough to roll into smaller "tubes" with which to create these designs.

    INCANTATIONS for a successful paska. Upon placing the paska into the oven say: "Holy paska, be as grand and beautiful as the sun, because we are baking you for the sun. Let all members of our family be healthy. Let our children grow up as quickly as you grow. "Come out as beautiful as you go in!"
    DO'S and DONT'S:
    • When preparing paska dough and during the kneading, think only good thoughts, shoo away all evil ones.
    • Don't let any of your neighbors or worse – strangers - come into the house when you are preparing the paska. They might put an evil eye on your paska and it will not rise as it should. Don't make any sudden noises while the paska is rising or while it is in the oven baking. Also, don't sit down while the paska is in the oven or it will become flat.
    • If you carefully follow all of the above instructions, the paska will be light, airy and tasty.
    • If not - the paska will come out hard and dense. Then the people will say: "Even thunder and lightning will not break this paska".

    Wednesday, April 20, 2011

    Referee...

    Lord help us, but the bitches just won't quit.  Sophie and Chloe have been having knock-down, drag out, bloody fights.  Hence the nicknames Chris Brown and Rhianna.  They have recently been taking turns at being Chris.

    I have never witnessed something as awful as two dogs fighting.  You should be declared unfit to reside with the rest of the world if you enjoy an animal fight.  Just sayin...

    So, that being said, we have a bedroom we lovingly call the "quiet" room.  Chloe and Sophie take turns chlillin' in the room - they have their bed, a yummy bone, and blankets to "nest" in.  We baby-gate the room so they are still able to see what's going on.  Not a bad gig.  Sometimes I wish I had a quiet room where I could be left alone:) 

    Well, now Miss Chloe has decided she is too good to hang in the room, and that she should be allowed out all the time.  To the point she HOWLS the house down.  Chloe is 5 pounds of pure queenliness, so for her to resort to having to complain is a major insult to her.  She also has a fun new trick: when Sophie is in the room, she taunts her from the gate.

    I feel like less than 10 pounds of dog have taken over our lives!  I think I need Victoria Stillwell and Cesar Milan to come to my house and help us...

    Wednesday, January 19, 2011

    As Lily Allen puts it: "Eff you! Eff you very, very much!"

    You ever have a day where you want to give the world in general the finger?  I'm having one.  I don't know why.  Maybe is has something to do with the fact that I am sick of being the better person at work and at home.  I have a hard time taking crap from people, especially people I can't FRIGGING STAND!!!  I'm really just getting burnt out on turning the other cheek.  Those of you reading this know I'm not the best at just taking the high road.  I am much better at direct confrontation.  AAARGH! 

    Somethines, I just want to tell a select few people what I really think of their bullsh!t antics.  And keep telling them until they actually get the message.  What a freeing moment that would be.  The problem is the fallout.  I really don't like to hurt people's feelings, and more importantly, I'm not willing to help fix their drama or hurt feelings.  I am pretty good at not caring what people think of me.  Shocking...hahaha!

    Since I started getting healthy in January, I have been trying to do things totally new to me.  I signed up for a weekend of adventure, I have gained TONS of self control with my new eating habits, and I'm working really hard to just let things go that I can't change.  (I wonder if they have an NA for b!tches?  Maybe BA???)

    I am happy with wearing a smaller size, but I am truly changing from the inside out.  It is a really painful process to actually have to feel my feelings rather than ignore them.  I guess that true change is painful.  I am sure it's worth it.  I have not cheated on my diet.  In my office, it is a dieter's NIGHTMARE!  Well-meaning residents bring all my fave goodies.  I am just happy the holidays are over.  I am missing my good friends brie and wine.  I don't crave them, I just miss them.  I will find new things to love...  I really appreciate my husband telling me I inspire him on his diet.  He said he's inspired by my self control.  There's no secret to it - I just take one single day at a time.  I tell myself that whatever I am feeling will pass.  I just don't want to trade one addiction (food) for another (shopping).

    I'm going to take my own advice now - I'm going to have a Coke and a smile and STFU!  (I will substitute the Coke for a TSFL Shake - LOL!)

    Thursday, January 13, 2011

    I dedicate this to J. Hope this makes you smile!

    Some people are just fundamentally evil.  They thrive on making other people suffer.  Sometimes they come in the form of a bully who is loud, obnoxious, and likes to make accusations about others.  This is the easiest type to spot.  The cure for this jerkoff is a direct confrontation.  Once their cover is blown, they will typically pick up their marbles and go terrorize the kids on someone else's playground.

    They also have the trained evil b*stard.  They are quiet and conniving.  They have a limited knowledge base, and come across as smart, put together individuals.  Upon closer inspection, you can see what a douchebag pos they really are.  They usually cannot think for themselves, and are led around by a bigger, dumber, and typically younger b*stard counterpart.  That is the type we usually encounter. They also tend to work for government agencies and be psychology majors.  There is currently no cure for this gem of a soul.  They usually will piss you off to the point of no return, yet ask you to be patient. (I bet you know where to spot them now!)  This type of bully refuses to leave.  In fact, they don't want you to leave either.  They morph into a succubus that tells you how you do not appreciate all that they do for you, they are doing it to HELP you.  Not true - Don't drink the kool-aid!

    A salute to all of you evil b*stards.  You suck.  May you get yours!

    Sunday, January 9, 2011

    A line in the sand...

    Why lie to me and basically slap me in the face?  You have the nerve to be two-faced and pretend you like me in front of people and send my husband comments from you to me on Facebook?  I can take the fact that you don't like me.  I have spent many years bending over backwards and putting my hurt feelings aside in order to try to have some kind of a relationship with you.  It's your turn to do some changing.  Why not at least be honest for once?

    Tuesday, January 4, 2011

    Goals

    Well, today is the end of day 5.  I have decided I am not having a love affair with the chili, but other than that, everything I have tried so far is great.  I love the convenience of the food, and I'm definitely in love with immediate results!

    That being said, I am going to have to wean myself off the scale.  I'm like a drug addict.  Just let me weight myself one more time.  I'll quit weighing myself every day after my first week.  I think my husband is afraid we'll have to replace a window if the scale doesn't tell me I lost weight.

    I went to a meeting for my weight loss group.  The focus was goal setting and sticking to your resolution.  Well, I am going to put my goal out there - I'd LOVE to weigh 114.  My immediate goal is to lose 10%.  I refuse to tell you how much that is, so don't even ask.  Whenever I got close to losing 10% in the past, I would give up because I felt like I'd never reach it.  I'm not letting 10% of my fat ass make me lose my resolve.  I am going to pass 10% and spit out the car window at it!  Then my sweet self will go get my hair done as a reward.  Suck on that, 10%!

    I'm all about rewards.  I sold the makeup that is synonymous with pink Cadillacs.  I would do almost anything for an ugly bee pin and some pink praise.  Some of you know what this means.  Some of you are puzzled.  Let me explain.  When you get a bunch of women together that have borderline self-esteem issues and start throwing excited praise and goodies their way, they will do anything to get more of it.  I can admit it, I was a high "I"...
     

    Monday, January 3, 2011

    I hate when that happens!!!

    I ran out of Mary Kay Oil Free Eye Makeup Remover yesterday.  No biggie, I thought.  I will pick up some makeup remover from the store.  Eye makeup remover is not created equally.  Let me tell you!  My eyes were en fuego all morning.  I did manage to get the old eye makeup off and clean my face, but HELLO feel the burn!!!  I am not going to stray from it again.  Mary Kay cornered the market on the eye makeup remover.  I promise not to cheat on my makeup remover EVER AGAIN!!!

    I tried a new waterproof black eyeliner this morning.  No bueno.  It sucks!  It made my eyes water and itch.   Cheap ain't good and good ain't cheap as my husband always says.  So I will be looking for a new eyeliner pencil in waterproof/smudge proof black.  Darn you smokey eyes!  Well, I don't think I will tempt fate with a new hair color for the moment.  I am going to be content with the weight loss and thankful for having a good job with an AWESOME boss.