- Anyone over 25 shopping in the juniors section. Just because you can fit into it, it does not mean you should wear it. Nothing says "I'm trying too hard" like dressing in the same clothes as your preteen daughter.
- Talking to my boobs. Seriously. Pop quiz: What color are my eyes?
- Whiners. Nobody likes to hear about how hard your life is. Chances are really good they have been through worse shit than you have. Even if they haven't, who cares if daddy didn't praise you enough. What matters is who you are now and what you are doing with your life.
- Mama's boys. UGH! Cut the umbilical cord and be a man. We don't want to be your mommy and we won't take shit from her either.
Raves:
- My husband. He drives me insane, and I cannot imagine life without him. He challenges me, and calls me out. He makes me want to be a better person. He treats me better than I treat myself sometimes.
- Coffee. God bless who invented it.
- Dogs. I cannot describe how much my dog means to me. I adore her. How can anyone not have a dog and say they are truly happy?
- My Nook. I love my husband so much for making me buy it.
- The beach. Need I explain?
- Laughter.
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