Thursday, January 13, 2011

I dedicate this to J. Hope this makes you smile!

Some people are just fundamentally evil.  They thrive on making other people suffer.  Sometimes they come in the form of a bully who is loud, obnoxious, and likes to make accusations about others.  This is the easiest type to spot.  The cure for this jerkoff is a direct confrontation.  Once their cover is blown, they will typically pick up their marbles and go terrorize the kids on someone else's playground.

They also have the trained evil b*stard.  They are quiet and conniving.  They have a limited knowledge base, and come across as smart, put together individuals.  Upon closer inspection, you can see what a douchebag pos they really are.  They usually cannot think for themselves, and are led around by a bigger, dumber, and typically younger b*stard counterpart.  That is the type we usually encounter. They also tend to work for government agencies and be psychology majors.  There is currently no cure for this gem of a soul.  They usually will piss you off to the point of no return, yet ask you to be patient. (I bet you know where to spot them now!)  This type of bully refuses to leave.  In fact, they don't want you to leave either.  They morph into a succubus that tells you how you do not appreciate all that they do for you, they are doing it to HELP you.  Not true - Don't drink the kool-aid!

A salute to all of you evil b*stards.  You suck.  May you get yours!

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